Somebody make this bro and Dave
this is Bro and Dave
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
Seeing someone from school in public.
Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…
Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses
because that’s amazing
Yo, beach, heard you was talkin ship
'school. Glub it to me.
"a relationship can’t be romantic without sex"
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to
Freddie Mercury’s vocal range, ladies and gentlemen.
We are not worthy
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.
This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations.
eliminate the negative people in your life by turning into a giant dragon and fucking annihilating them with your sick ass fire breathing
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs