i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes
The only argument I really need to defend Sansa Stark. You know… besides the one where she thinks she’s all alone in the world and her whole family has been murdered and she’s fighting to not meet the same end.
reminder that she was 11 when all of this started in the books, too - being 14 in the show is older than she is in the books
sansa is one of the most politically astute barely-teens i have seen and she’s demonstrating the ability to learn and adapt in a way that will make her one of the most politically devastating women in westeros if she continues to survive
anyone who hates on the young child for behaving in a way that seems illogical to an uninvolved adult commenter with a much wider view of the situation the child is in can meet me in the parking lot tbh
This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
As an autie, I can relate.
Thanks for the nightmares you’re going to give me tonight.
why he lick me
THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.
IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”
Horses and cats get along really well actually! Cats in barns scare away all the rats and mice that frighten the horses. SO it’s less like the horse accepting it into the ‘herd’ as the horse saying ‘thank you, brave warrior, for protecting me from the scary chitter beasts.’
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
Okay but if Dad does actually survive until the end of SBURB I’m gonna be laughing because it’s just going to be him with his daughter and seven fucking orphaned kids that all have god powers and you know what he’s probably going to adopt all of them buy a bigger house and go back to the office because he’s just that much of a great Dad.
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
Relax i speak bear
Did I ever tell u guys about this business card my mom had because let me tell you
donkald and miggy are friends still to this day
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
The Lion and The Rose.
|—||Neil deGrasse Tyson (via socio-logic)|
Tatiana Maslany on Conan
when you’re talking to somebody about game of thrones
and they say they hate stannis